he made it TOO easy…
Creep level: 12
It’s not cheating if we don’t bang! Friends kiss and caress each other above the navel! It’s necessary to maintain the friendship!
Call me old fashioned, but I don’t think ass licking is proper second message conversation.
It’s like when Windows does this, but in real life.
If someone were to forcibly enter a woman’s house without her consent no one would go up to her and say “maybe if your house didn’t look so expensive this wouldn’t have happened, you should make it look less wealthy” so why is that if someone forcibly enters a woman without her consent they say “if you didn’t dress like a slut this wouldn’t have happened, you should dress more modestly”?why doesn’t this have more notes
This is the best comparison ever.
I can’t fucking breathe.
I hate y’all so much 😂
good Sir are you trying to imply that your penis is broken
Saw someone else on Tumblr (sorry I can’t remember who - I’ve been scrolling through my dash for over an hour trying to find the posts, but no luck) start responding to messages with gushing, clingy messages and thought I’d give it a shot and see if it backfires or not. We’ll see!I’ve seen his profile in my matches. I thought he was based in LA… Either way, you should totes followonlinedatingisliterallytheworst's example… See how it goes.
It was me and I am sitting here like a proud, snarky mama. *wipes tear.* Playing Stage 5 Clinger on OKC is the only thing keeping my sanity lately and I’m so proud that it’s catching on.
LMAO Glad to be able to give credit where credit’s due!
Ten bucks says he ignores all my wedding plans and keeps trying to hit on me like I didn’t say anything about it.
Why, yes. The german guy is the guy from Troll 2. Well spotted.
I say “oh mon dieu” not “oh la vache”
"There’s this issue you’re not allowed to discuss: that women are needy. Men can go for longer, more happily, without women. That’s the truth. We don’t, as little boys, play at being married - we try to avoid it for as long as possible. Meanwhile women are out there hunting…