Lost in the wreckage...

onlinedatingshenanigans:

Men on dating sites who think that their opinions about my physical appearance matter to me.

unfatmeplease:

We had a high match percentage, but he ‘wonders what we have in common’… With so many of my interests listed on my profile and so many questions answered regarding my thoughts and feeling about various issues and lifestyle choices… I’m sure he could’ve picked something out to mention, but NOPE!
And because HE sends ME a shit message and I have the audacity to call him out, I must be racist? Sounds about right. 
DOOOOF

unfatmeplease:

We had a high match percentage, but he ‘wonders what we have in common’… With so many of my interests listed on my profile and so many questions answered regarding my thoughts and feeling about various issues and lifestyle choices… I’m sure he could’ve picked something out to mention, but NOPE!

And because HE sends ME a shit message and I have the audacity to call him out, I must be racist? Sounds about right. 

DOOOOF

fiftyshadesofdebauchery:

kvotheunkvothe:

Animal fun fact: Chinchillas can’t get wet. Their fur retains too much water and will start to grow mold. So they bathe by rolling around in dust.

Chinchilla fun fact: Chinchillas have around 20 hairs per follicle; unlike humans who have 2-3 hairs per follicle. Because their fur is so dense, they cannot get fleas or other parasites. The bugs will suffocate in their fur.

Chinchilla fun fact: Petting one of those awesome little guys feels like touching a motherfucking cloud.

Chinchilla fun fact: Their newborn babies are like little pieces of fluffy popcorn. You could easily just toss a handful in your mouth.

Chinchilla fun fact: Don’t toss a handful into your mouth.

Chinchilla fact: they may not get bugs, but can have ringworm and you have to shave the affected part to treat it. No. Fun.

underwearandourjackedupthumbs:

Telling me I’m missing out is like ensuring that I know that I’m not.

underwearandourjackedupthumbs:

Telling me I’m missing out is like ensuring that I know that I’m not.

The pill pack happend to me all the time.

urbanmongoose:

Some more photos of the vixen. I took sooo many photos of her because she was so beautiful but I wont spam you with them all. x_x

little-red-riding-huntress:

ok-creeper:

[blather]

In any event, I often find myself in ‘the friendzone’ with women who I am very attracted to. One of the ‘benefits’ of being in the friendzone is that you get to hear about all the crappy things that other guys do to your friend, and it hurts. Sometimes, all you want to say is, ‘You are always having the same issues with your boyfriends, they hit you, they cheat on you, they leave you, then come back, and you keep letting them. I’ve been here for you though all of this, you *know* I won’t leave you, you *know* I won’t hit you, you *know* that I love you, so why do you not see me?’

When I am confused about things like this, I will ask other women about it. ‘Why doesn’t she like me when I treat her great and the guys she likes treat her like shit?’ and the response, many times is ‘just because you are nice doesn’t mean you are owed sex or a relationship. that is sexist misogynistic crap — there is no nice-guy / friendzone problem — if you were really a nice guy you wouldn’t need to point it out, so you are not really a nice guy at all.’

However, my assertion is the opposite — It’s not that nice guys are owed sex, it is that guys who treat women like shit are not entitled to sex. That is the irony of the friendzone — being a nice guy and wanting sex from a woman is sexist, being an abusive, sexist boyfriend is rewarded with sex. So many of us start to think that it is because we are nice that we end up in the friendzone instead of the bedroom — what other explanation could there be?

We ‘nice guys’ see this all the time and quite often end up in the same non-sexual relationships with nearly every women we have interest in and we are baffled, so while we don’t truly believe that ‘being nice = deserves sex’, we *do* believe that ‘being an ass = deserves no sex.’ It’s the whole ‘a square is a rectangle’ thing.

[more blather]

Women don’t have sex with guys you dislike to ‘reward’ them, but because they are attracted to that person and want to have sex with them. Why do you see women’s choices to satisfy their sexual desires as ‘rewarding’ or ‘not rewarding’ men???  

 ’Nice’ guys are often passive aggressive, not nice. ‘Nice’ guys, ie guys who advertise being ‘nice’, are often clingy, codependent, possessive, or otherwise unattractive, and the try to use niceness as an excuse.

 There literally is no such thing as a fucking friendzone. It’s unrequited love. ‘friendzone’ is a way to try to make it sound like both peoples’ issue, like the woman (and 90% of the time it’s a woman, there are exceptions but this is the majority of it) is at fault for not returning the affection.

If a woman isn’t attracted to you- personality, appearance, whatever- she’s not going to want you. Period. Even if she’s dated an asshole in the past and you’re nice, that’s not going to change lack of attraction. Nice + attraction = I want to date that person. Nice without attraction = I want to be friends with that person. Attraction without niceness = If I want to maybe I’ll sleep with them, but no possibility for longterm.

sassykardashian:

sassykardashian:

"haven’t spoken since 2 years" I WONDER WHY KEVHIN, I FUCKING WONDER WHY

sassykardashian:

sassykardashian:

"haven’t spoken since 2 years" I WONDER WHY KEVHIN, I FUCKING WONDER WHY

okcreepsters:

I’m so fucking disgusted by this I can’t even deal with it right now. 

badonlinedaters:

"Foo pah.”lmao 

And seriously, quit negging on my guitar. I only had like $200 to spend on it, sheesh. It’s a learner’s guitar!

irrreversibility:

boys cry
girls masturbate
boys can like pink and not be gay
girls can have short hair and not be a lesbian
boys can like ballet
girls can like video games
boys can be hot without a six pack
girls can be hot without a hairless body
boys can have hair down to their waists
girls can have stretch marks, curves and back fat

gender doesn’t determine what you can and cannot enjoy, what you can and cannot look like or what you can and cannot do

Boys are hotter without six pack, IMO.

hogwartsisbiggerontheinside:

nonbinaryparenting:

frilton:

The new IOS8 update contains an app named Health whichCANNOT BE DELETED.

The app allows you to choose which aspects of your health you choose to monitor, but available categories include “Body Measurements”, which includes body weight, and “Fitness”, which contains sections for calories consumed and calories burned. 

While this may be useful for those looking to monitor their fitness, it could be triggering and harmful to those suffering with or in recovery from eating disorders, especially in sufferers with obsessive compulsive tendencies they find it very hard to abstain from, such as calorie counting, body measuring and weighing.

Whilst of course the app cannot force you to use it, it cannot be deleted, so will be present within your apps and can be a source of feelings of temptation to record numbers and of guilt and judgement for not using the app.

If you personally feel you could not emotionally handle the presence of this app,  and it would be detrimental to your recovery, please do not download IOS8. I do not know if a new IOS can be avoided permanently (if anyone has any information on this please do add it to the post), but if it cannot then please use the time you have to prepare yourself for the app, and to reinforce reminders that you do not have to calorie count, you do not have to weigh yourself, you do not owe proof of exercise to anyone, person or app.

reblog this please - it is so incredibly shitty of apple to do this

What the fucking hell, is there a petition to get this removed?

I hate technology that forces you to have apps you don’t want / need.

roboboners:

jayda95:

all-because-we-fell-in-love:

floozys:

vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

Uhh. The baby doesnt come out of where the penis goes in…

stay in school y’all

i hate to be the bearer of bad news but the vagina and the vagina are, in fact, the same thing

badonlinedaters:

 … but my dad and brother are both electricians, so if you need like some wiring done or something, we could probably work that out.

badonlinedaters:

 … but my dad and brother are both electricians, so if you need like some wiring done or something, we could probably work that out.