Lost in the wreckage...

chroniclifegotmegood:

Person: I don’t really think your symptoms/illness/condition is actually as bad as you say it is…

Me:

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melaboveall:
“Forreal. Aint no problem at all.
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melaboveall:

Forreal. Aint no problem at all. 

The “I Probably Shouldn’t Have Pets” Starter Pack

yes-this-is-not-ok:

st–pvtrick:

firephox:

prettyfishies:

birdfightingbigotry:

mufunciis:

irljimmy:

robot707:

goldfishgeek:

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Could someone tell me what’s wrong with meowmix?

seems that it’s made some cats sicker (puking uncontrollably) and has been infested with bugs often, also in general, i think it’s probably just low grade and can give cats problems (like purina for dogs)

What’s wrong with the bird cage? I could understand that it could be too small for a large bird like a parrot, but what about a canary?

Nope. That cage is far too small to be used as a home for any kind of bird. It’s acceptable as a travel cage for small birds, or as a sleeping only cage. But songbirds deserve to have room to move around and fly too.

For Canaries and finches, it’s recommended they have at least a 3 foot cage!

Canaries are birds that need to fly. They were not meant to be domesticated and profited from as pets. They are highly active birds that will self harm from stress in such confined spaces. Canaries are delightful to have in groups, though they are fine on their own, but every 1 bird adds 3 cubic feet to the space needed. They need multiple perches and toys. These are examples of proper Canary or other small bird enclosures.

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Meow Mix is a horrible brand of cat food, I used to feed it to my cats and they would just throw it back up. It’s so low quality that half of the ingredients aren’t even food items. The meat is all scrap by products from slaughterhouses like hooves, eyes, tails and fat because it’s cheap. Which is something they don’t list on the packaging to fool pet owners. I always used to find worms in my bags of Meow Mix. Beneful literally uses antifreeze in it’s food, which has lead to the deaths of thousands of dogs a year. From conditions such as internal bleeding, seizures and cancers. 

Rabbits shouldn’t be confined to a cage. (Especially a dog cage..?) Rabbits are curious creatures that need to jump, run, chew and play to be healthy. Keeping them locked in a cage 24/7 as a toy for your kids will make them sick or develop aggression from stress. Healthy rabbit lifespans are 10+ years. Rabbit cages should only be a place for your rabbit to use the litterbox and sleep after a long day of exercise and play. Also, never keep two rabbits together unless they are fixed. Rabbits are territorial and they will either fight or mate rapidly when intact. Up to 14 babies every month. This is the proper set up for a rabbit.

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I’m cringing at that rainbow “my mommy got me a cute hamster” rodent cage. These are small creatures that need to run around and explore. They need to burrow and chew. This is the proper set up for a hamster or other small rodent. 

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Betta fish get stressed from any confinement under 5 gallons. They are the worst pet for being sold to kids as “accessories” in small cubed tanks. When kept like that the fish will die a horribly stressed life within a year when they can live for 7 or more. They need calm filtration with many dark caves and soft plants. They are aggressive to other fish. These fish are so intelligent that they actually play with you, and they need mental stimulation to live healthy. These are proper Betta setups.

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Who the fuck would even feed an omnivorous bearded dragon pellet food…? Do they want a sick pet? If pet stores even bothered to care about the keeping of exotic pets, they would know that shit is bad for them. If you can’t feed live meal worms and crickets than you shouldn’t own an exotic pet in the first place. Pellet food isn’t even real food, it’s chemically made with preservatives. 

@amazingpetenclosures

Those rabbit set-ups are cute as hell!! 

heywriters:

mbrainspaz:

mbrainspaz:

mbrainspaz:

talking to my dad is a freaking minefield. Today at dinner I asked him if he’d ever been to New York City in the 90′s and he was like, “nope. Only in the 70′s to donate blood for my mom in the hospital while she was dying from leukemia.” I swear I didn’t even know my grandmother had leukemia (may she rest in peace). This is worse than the time I asked him if he’d ever had riding lessons and he said, “not since my childhood lesson pony burned to death in a barn fire in Kentucky.”

he just did it again! I was making small talk while we were carrying in the groceries like, “yeah I have a taser in my purse but I’ve never gotten to use it,” and he goes, “I’ve been tasered before it’s not fun. Neither was waterboarding.” 

wtf dad

latest edition: 

me: I found a bottle of vic’s vapo rub in the cabinet that expired in 2002 but it was fine. 

my dad: Oh I don’t touch that stuff but guys I worked with used it to mask the smell of bodies that’d been dead for a while. 

is your dad an ex-assassin

I feel like you’d like the mandarin fish, it’s really pretty. I’d imagine it’s some kinda fairy!
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bunjywunjy:

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this is a pokemon

showerthoughtsofficial:

Bob Ross would have been a streaming SENSATION.

I really don’t understand this shutdown thing. As: why it exists. Here, when the budget don’t pass, they still use the old one during the discussion and things go as usual. If things don’t work out, usually this means it triggers new elections.

This should be like that in the USA too. Why the government and its agencies have to be on lockdown, leaving lots of people without a pay (and more shitty consequences).

Oh memories. I remember my ex-MIL had the #3 lamp at least until 2009. It was so ugly.

Grandma still have a creepy mask like that.

ostdrossel:

I think I know now why it has been rather quiet lately. In the last two days, a bigger bird took off several times when I came into the yard. Turns out a Sharpshinned Hawk (looks smaller than the Cooper’s I saw the other day) seems to love one of my big trees as a vantage point to check my feeding area. I think this is also why the Cardi came to the booth - there was less traffic. I have to brush up on what to do. I know they gotta eat too, but I want my visitors to feel safe here.

baemy-santiago:

feministism:

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“Um sweatie viagra is a heart medication” sure thing and birth control is a medication for endometriosis but guess which one people still refuse to cover

MENTAL ILLNESS APPS. ONE REBLOG COULD HELP OR EVEN SAVE SOMEONE.

im–still–alive:

its-a-different-world:

recoverywarriorx:

These are all iPhone apps. I have no idea which are available on other phones.

Give some comfort and get some comfort..

  • comfort spot 

Meditation is so healthy for you. No matter who you are. I can’t sleep unless there’s a guided meditation playing.

  • GPS4Soul
  • Headspace
  • Calm
  • Relax & Rest
  • Take a Break
  • Anxiety Free
  • Breathe2Relax
  • Relax Lite
  • Smiling Mind
  • The Quiet Place

Noise machines for those nights that you can’t hear anything but your mind..

  • Sleep Pillow
  • Relax Melodies

Journaling apps for on the go feelings that won’t leave you alone

  • Mood Journal
  • GratitudeDiary
  • TherapyBuddy
  • Everyday

PTSD patients

  • Reach Out
  • PTSD Coach

Mood Trackers that actually work and don’t suck like most

  • Optimism
  • Rise Up

For when you’re so anxious you can’t make eye contact with anyone. (trust me I get it.)

  • MindShift
  • Thisissand

When suicidal thoughts are strong, but you can’t seem to tell anyone for find any help.

  • ReliefLink
  • Hello Cruel World
  • Ask

Positive affirmations/reminders you’re amazing

  • Daily Recovery
  • Inspirations
  • Today’s Step
  • Affirmations
  • Flatter Me!

I hope this helps at least one person.. I know it sure as hell helps me. I’m sorry you’re struggling. I love you.

I love you guys!
I want you all to feel loved and safe!

comfort spot doesn’t work anymore sadly, it was one of my favorite apps. 

I have any to add except for Calm Harm, which helps with self harm urges

here’s the apps from this list that are available for android: 

Meditation:

  • Headspace: Meditation & Mindfullness
  • Calm - Meditate, sleep, relax
  • Relax and Rest Meditations
  • Take a Break
  • Breathe2relax
  • Relax Lite: Stress Relief
  • Smiling Mind
  • The Quiet Place

White Noise:

  • Relax Melodies (one of my personal favorites)

Journaling:

  • Therapy Buddy
  • Daylio - Diary, Journal, Mood Tracker 

PTSD:

  • Reachout
  • PTSD coach

Anxiety: 

  • Mindshift
  • thisissand

I couldn’t find any of the suicide apps. Most of the positivity apps are there and there’s a bunch more if you search for any one of the one’s on the list

chyna-ros3:

tybitty93:

eiwilia:

boyznmotionvevo:

ryanvoid:

hortensevanuppity:

broccoleafveins:

Ye olde Windows screen savers.

There are probably kids on this website who are so fucking young they’ve never seen these in the wild

tiny doomcookie 90′s me refused to change it from the creepy house. i liked space and mazes well enough, but creepy house

Those pipes were my childhood

I just went back 15 years ago

Our elementary schools had these screensavers. Could never pay attention to the teacher because I was hypnotized by the screensaver.

I remember

I’ve seen the firsts few until the flying windows (the rest must have been out since I got a mac). This is my childhood.